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Obelisk of Wokeness T-Shirt

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Inspired by Senator Tom Cotton's worst nightmare, the t-shirt imagines a world where the Washington Monument (yawn) gets renamed as the OBELISK OF WOKENESS! No matter your political affiliation, that's just an objectively a WAAAAY cooler name.

This unisex t-shirt is comfortable and lightweight. Wear it to Thanksgiving with the family. It's sure to be a conversation starter!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Inspired by Senator Tom Cotton's worst nightmare, the t-shirt imagines a world where the Washington Monument (yawn) gets renamed as the OBELISK OF WOKENESS! No matter your political affiliation, that's just an objectively a WAAAAY cooler name.

This unisex t-shirt is comfortable and lightweight. Wear it to Thanksgiving with the family. It's sure to be a conversation starter!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Inspired by Senator Tom Cotton's worst nightmare, the t-shirt imagines a world where the Washington Monument (yawn) gets renamed as the OBELISK OF WOKENESS! No matter your political affiliation, that's just an objectively a WAAAAY cooler name.

This unisex t-shirt is comfortable and lightweight. Wear it to Thanksgiving with the family. It's sure to be a conversation starter!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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